ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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