i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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