Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
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Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
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Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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