The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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