I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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