I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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