Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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