I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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