Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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