is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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