You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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