morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Randomize
