Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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