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Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
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no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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