I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
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yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
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You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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