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(216): View more from Ohio

I don't usually arrange sex via text message

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(480): View more from Arizona

...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.

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(208): View more from Idaho

She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"

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(650): View more from California

This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"

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(512): View more from Texas

Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"

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(908): View more from New Jersey

You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.

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(301): View more from Maryland

You told your family you're bi over the phone?!

(240): View more from Maryland

We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.

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