Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
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the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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