This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
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Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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