I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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