Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
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If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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