from now on my penis is your penis
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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