Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
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You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
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As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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