Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
my liver is dry heaving
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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