i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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