it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I'm really busy with my period
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