Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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