: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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