Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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