i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
