I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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