i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
NoShamevember. You game?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
