I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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