AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
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Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
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There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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