Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
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I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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