Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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