Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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