i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
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I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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