How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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