It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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