If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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