chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
