you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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