So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
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The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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