So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
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We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
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You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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