There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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