Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
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i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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