we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Randomize
