i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
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