i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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