There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
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I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
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it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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