Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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