i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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