dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
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