And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
It's rum buckets o'clock
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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