the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
The power of my boobs compel you
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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