I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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