I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
the condom got lost in my hair
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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