I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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