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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.

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  Ooooh. Get funfetti

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• (858): View more from California

  WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.

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  You're High aren't you?

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  Sooooo high

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• (530): View more from California

  Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??

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• (714): View more from California

  Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.

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• (818): View more from California

  There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"

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• (619): View more from California

  she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.

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