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what?
penguin condom
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
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so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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