I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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There's always time for handjobs
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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